SpankBang

Spank Bang (often misspelled as Spankbank, Spangbang or Sparkbang by idiots)! We all need a great source of porn to leech from and you can bet your ass that you’ve found one here. And yeah that pun was intentional. But seeing as how this is a free site, I’m going to have to dive in deeper and see what the murky depths hold. These ass metaphors are getting out of hand, so we have to get to the BOTTOM of this. Okay, I’ll stop.Endless functionality, limitless featuresWhen you first open up SpankBang.com, you’re going to be overwhelmed by the amount of stuff you can do with the place. It’s just packed, from top to bottom with all sorts of features and buttons and holy shit… It’s a bit hard to process now that I look at it. You know, there’s a point at which adding more buttons just manages to give you vertigo when you visit a website and I think that SpankBang.com is awfully close to crossing that line.I mean, if they didn’t use a modern look and theme to the site it would definitely look like a hot mess with all that’s going on. But since they made it slick, it kind of works. I would still like it if they cut down on some of the tabs here, there’s just too many of them, and they’re too big too. The videos also have a lot of information under them so that also adds to the complexity of the viewing experience. Though, for people who like to check all the details out even before they click on a video, I bet Spank Bang is heaven-sent.Stream it, download it to your stash, your choiceSo what kind of content can we even expect on SpankBang.com? Well first and foremost, it’s free. That’s right, you can enjoy however much porn you want on here without paying a cent. You cheap-ass bastards were just waiting for me to say that I bet you’re throbbing at the mouth just thinking about it. Nah who am I kidding, I love me some free porn, especially when it’s coming from a collection of videos like the ones that you’ll find here.SpankBang.com isn’t limited to streaming only though, but these features will come at a cost of making an account on the website. Still free, just a bit more of a hassle, and you’ll have to leave your email on a porn site which we know ends really well in most cases. Here are some things you get to do when you make an account though. You can download the videos and add SpankBang videos to your spank bank, watch videos in 4k, upload videos and share them, make playlists and share them, subscribe to your favorite channels, and also get a recommended page with videos catered just for you!And while the pages on this site, unlike Pornhub, do look cluttered to me, there is one detail for which I’ll give them huge credit. The got rid of the home button and instead decided to use their logo as their home button. They’re the real MVP. SpankBang.com, if you guys are reading this, just know that I appreciate your service because you show all other sites that, even if you’re a clusterfuck of information, the home button is completely unnecessary. This should be god’s word right here, and you are the messenger.Spank through the site however you likeNow, some other things that you’ll notice when you observe the landscape of SpankBang.com, is that they have plenty of navigation options to help you find whatever type of video you need. Want to see what’s popular around the world? Just visit the Trending page and you can watch countless hours of porn that other people are watching as well. Clicking on the arrow next to it will even let you add some tags to your trending page search (damn, where does the functionality of this place end).If you’re more of a scavenger and like to live on the edge, then maybe the Upcoming tab is better for you as it shows you the fastest-growing videos which might be of interest to you. Less risky than the Newest sort, but riskier than the Trending page, you’ll definitely get a good wank out of this section if you just look hard enough. There’s always some fresh meat ready to be explored and enjoyed, so you better get on it while it’s still new and interesting.Speaking of interesting, there’s the Interesting tab. And at this point, I’m just fucking confused as to what this one is supposed to be. Is it like the Trending tab but less trendy? Trendier than Upcoming but less trendy than the Trending tab? I’m just perplexed… I have no clue what this page is supposed to be, but hey, if you want to see INTERESTING videos then I guess this page is the place for that.After that, SpankBang.com presents us with the New tab, which features the newest additions to the site. So, I’m guessing the popularity of these tabs goes something like New, then Upcoming, then Interesting, and then Trending. Ah, who cares, basically if you want to check out the things that users uploaded last, this is where you’ll find it. This is sort of that ‘high risk, high reward’ zone, so be careful around this place.The next tab kicks my previous popularity theory in the teeth because it’s called Popular. And this is what I was saying when I said that things get a bit confusing on Spank Bang at times. You simply can’t know what some of these tabs mean, it’s just too cluttered. On the left-hand side, you’ve also got the most liked and the longest videos if those are the parameters that you usually like to go by when looking for that special porno for that special masturbation session. Anyway, take your pick, sit back and enjoy.fine tune your search for the perfect porn videoBut hey, look at that, there are some other things you can check out here as well. How about deciding which time span the search parameters are good for. Want the most popular videos for this week? For this month? It’s all here and you can direct SpankBang.com however you like. You can even choose the length of the videos down to the minute, and you can even choose the quality, making a choice between 720p, 1080p (full HD), and 4K for those who just aren’t satisfied with these normie resolutions anymore.Jeez, and what about these categories? You’ve got some of the finest babes running amok in these tabs. Choose whichever category you want and there’s a hot babe just aching to show you her amazing body. They’ve got all the classic categories and whichever one you choose it seems that SpankBang.com made sure that the videos listed here relate to the category in which they are posted. I haven’t been able to find a single outlier here.Other than all the regular categories which you can usually find, they’ve also got the VR category for all you tech guys out there who just can’t get enough immersion in your porn. I swear in a few years you won’t even need to date chicks cause you’ll have a pretty identical experience with an android. Sorry Apple fans, you’re left out here. But actually, not quite, as we’re on the topic of phones I should let both Android and Apple fanboys aware that there’s a really good mobile version of the site, so bless up!Turn off your computer, and whip out that phoneTo activate Mobile mode you have to click on the button in the top right of the screen. Next to it, you’ll find two more useful tools. One of them will let you pick a language, and there are plenty of them to pick from. SpankBang.com really went out of their way to make this site accessible to as many nationalities as they possibly could, and that’s very cash money of them. And there’s also a tool to let you choose between Straight, Gay, and Transexual porn if you’re into the latter two categories for whatever reason you bunch of faggots.Nah I’m kidding I don’t have anything against fags. I only smoke fags in Britain, never in America. So yeah, how about those pornstars then? Segues are weird. On the Pornstar tab, you’ll be able to browse through all the wonderful actresses that star in these sexy pornos. You can choose between so many different types, I don’t even know where to start with them. Slim or curvy, redheads or blondes, all of them are right here, ready to be picked out by you for your viewing pleasure.There’s even a Live Sex tab where you can enjoy some of the finest babes in real-time. So overall, the site is just packed to the brim with all sorts of possibilities and it’s on you to explore them and the amazing content that comes with it. SpankBang.com (also often misspelled as "spangbank") is waiting for you with open arms and all you have to do is explore it till you’re completely satisfied.